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What I am!

I have a spleen (or two or three as you might have noticed): I take online tests like "What animal are you?" or "Which personality disorder are you?" and similar idiocies. Here's a compilation of the results of several such tests. There's also in some cases the links to the pages, where I took the tests if you want to do them yourself too. The best site with the most selectors is www.selectsmart.com. 

Which personality-type are you?

MASTERMIND (Submissive Introvert Abstract Thinker )

Like just 8% of the population you are a MASTERMIND (SIAT). You can be silent and withdrawn, but behind your reserved exterior lies an active mind that allows you to analyze situations and come up with creative, unexpected solutions. Normal people call this "scheming." Don't learn German. Anyway, your sense of style and originality are your strengths, and people will respect your judgment once they get to know you. If you learn to be a little more personable, you could be a great leader--you've definitely got the "vision" thing down. Just make sure all the plotting you do behind those eyes of yours is healthy. Famous masterminds in television: Dr. Claw, The Scarecrow and Mrs. King, Montgomery Burns.

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Which personality disorder are you?

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How jedi are you?

How jedi are you?

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What mythical creature are you?

I took the What Mythological Creature Are you? test!

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What kind of Viking are you?

Your Viking Name is...
Vermundr Stronghorse

Your Viking Personality: You're a fearsome Viking, but you aren't completely uncivilized. The other Vikings make fun of you for that. You have a thirst for battle, and tend to strike first and think later. You might be able to hold your own on the battlefield, but you're no "berserker".

A long sea voyage aboard a Viking longboat would be difficult for you, but you might be able to manage it. Other Vikings consider you "one of the guys".

You have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted. You sometimes come off as a bit of a snob. Vikings are not snobbish people -- they either like you, or they kill you. Try to be more like a Viking. 
http://www.thequarter.org/Media/VikingFacts.php

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What religion fits your personality? 

1.	Secular Humanism (100%)
2.	Unitarian Universalism (97%)
3.	Liberal Quakers (90%)
4.	Theravada Buddhism (87%)
5.	Neo-Pagan (79%)
6.	Nontheist (70%)
7.	Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (69%)
8.	Taoism (66%)
9.	Mahayana Buddhism (63%)
10.	Orthodox Quaker (60%)
11.	New Age (56%)
12.	Reform Judaism (55%)
13.	Jainism (50%)
14.	Sikhism (46%)
15.	Scientology (42%)
16.	Hinduism (41%)
17.	Bahá'í Faith (40%)
18.	New Thought (38%)
19.	Seventh Day Adventist (36%)
20.	Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (34%)
21.	Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (33%)
22.	Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (26%)
23.	Islam (23%)
24.	Orthodox Judaism (23%)
25.	Jehovah's Witness (18%)
26.	Eastern Orthodox (18%)
27.	Roman Catholic (18%)

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Which Roman Emperor are you? 
(Nero, Elagabalus and Caligula are distubingly up in the list...)

#1	Vitellius
#2	Claudius
#3	Alexander Severus
#4	Tiberius
#5	Nero
#6	Hadrian
#7	Constantine
#8	Elagabalus
#9	Gaius Caligula
#10	Vespasian
#11	Antoninus Pius
#12	Gallienus
#13	Augustus
#14	Domitian
#15	Titus
#16	Commodus
#17	Otho
#18	Diocletian
#19	Septimius Severus
#20	Caracalla
#21	Julian the Apostate
#22	Trajan
#23	Galba
#24	Aurelian
#25	Marcus Aurelius

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Which philosopher are you?

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Which political movement are you?

#1	You are an ecologist or green. You believe that the single greatest challenge of our time is the threat to our natural environment, and you feel that radical action must be taken to protect it - whether in the enlightened self-interest of humanity (in the tradition of 'shallow ecologism') or, more radically, from the perspective of the ecosystem as a whole, without treating humans as the central species (deep ecologism).
#2	You are a social liberal. Like all liberals, you believe in individual freedom as a central objective - but you believe that lack of economic opportunity, education, healthcare etc. can be just as damaging to liberty as can an oppressive state. As a result, social liberals are generally the most outspoken defenders of human rights and civil liberties, and combine this with support for a mixed economy, with an enabling state providing public services to ensure that people's social rights as well as their civil liberties are upheld.
#3	You are a social democrat. Like other socialists, you believe in a more economically equal society - but you have jettisoned any belief in the idea of the planned economy. You believe in a mixed economy, where the state provides certain key services and where the productivity of the market is harnessed for the good of society as a whole. Many social democrats are hard to distinguish from social liberals, and they share a tolerant social outlook.
#4	You are a classical socialist, believing in equality of outcome as a principle. This might mean greater equality (e.g. Old Labour), or as close to absolute equality as possible. However, you will believe in an extensive public sector, covering not just public services (transport, healthcare etc.) but probably also the 'commanding heights' of industry (e.g. iron and steel). Your views on personal morality will be reasonably tolerant, in general, but there is considerable variation within this political group.
#5	You adhere to the Third Way. The Third Way is a fairly nebulous concept, but it rests on the idea of combining economic efficiency - i.e. a market economy with some intervention - with social responsibility. The focus is emphatically on the community as a whole, and not necessarily equality per se. Adherents of the Third Way range from moderate to conservative in their social views, and have recently been willing to take a "tough" line on a range of social issues.
#6	You are an anarcho-communist, aiming for a society without the state, based on small, decentralised groups living communally.
#7	You are a communist. You believe, at least in theory, in absolute equality of income - and you oppose the whole capitalist system per se. You want to abolish the market economy and replace it with one in which the workers (usually meaning the state) control the building blocks of the economy. Your views on personal morality will vary; traditional communists tended to be more authoritarian, while modern "eurocommunists" tend to take a liberal line.
#8	You are a libertarian conservative. You hold that the free market is the best way of organising economic activity, but you combine this with adherence to more traditional social values of authority and duty.
#9	You are a Christian democrat - or, in the UK, a "One Nation conservative"; in other words, although you share the usual conservative belief in stability and duty, you believe that such duties include a responsibility on the part of the better-off to help those who are less fortunate. You will be socially conservative, but in favour of a mixed economy where the state does have a role in providing public services. Christian democracy arose after World War II, succeeding more doctrinaire Catholic parties dating from the 1870s.
#10	You are a market liberal. You adhere to the traditional liberal belief in freedom, and take this to mean negative rather than positive freedom - i.e. a slimmed-down state is the best guarantor of freedom. You will therefore support a laissez-faire economic policy, and you will be reasonably tolerant on the social front - though less emphatically so than social liberals.
#11	You are a fascist. You combine a strong belief in the nation with authoritarian social values, and a willingness to impose your views upon others. You strongly oppose immigration, and are willing to take radical action to combat it.
#12	You are an anarcho-capitalist. Anarcho-capitalists take the Jeffersonian belief that "that government is best which governs least", and extend it - "that government is best which governs not at all". The theory of anarcho-capitalism is that the market can replace the state as a regulator of individual behaviour (resulting in private courts, private policing etc.).

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Dante's Inferno-Test

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

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Which D&D Character are you?

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Which Dictator are you?

 

Sadly, you're not one of the smarter dictators! After having scores of innocent Muslims murdered, instead of leaving them where they lay where they couldn't be traced back to you, you have them carted back to police headquarters and virtually bury them in you back garden for anyone to find! Find them they did along with a long paper trail all pointing at you as the cause of their untimely deaths. You are now on trial for being so damn stupid where you're conducting your own defence! Face it! You're f**ked! What tin-pot dictator are you? Take the "What Dictator am I?" test at PoisonedMinds.com

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 © Werner Stangl 2005