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Humor
Well, I don't know if you think that's funny too, but I still thought I had to share with you some stuff I came across during my visits in the www or stuff I got via email. I hope I don't break any copyright laws here, if you know that I do and you really care, please drop me a line before suing me! If you want to tell me some humorous stuff I could put here, use the same link, please!
The whole world was in a state of shock when the major power in this
world,
the USA, at their last presidential elections turned out to be nothing but a Banana
Republic.
Take a look what other
national leaders have to say about the elections. It was a very clever move of "president" George "Dubya" Bush
to convert the USA into a Banana Republic. It's part of his secret conspiracy to
make the world a better place for those of his kind. What, you haven't yet figured out
to which
species Bush actually belongs?
Dubya's efforts to make this world even more stupid than it already was
apparently already bears fruit as these pictures taken from CNN clearly
show (and one
and two and three).
Accordingly, the US also show
great sensitivity when it comes to foreign politics. The fortunes of a possible
(probable/unavoidable) Iraq war will bring to the world can be seen here!
Yet, some nations were
disappointed about not having made it into the Axis
of Evil. Don't we just all LOVE to depend on guys with such a critical
reasoning! But let's face it: The Americans aren't the real bad guys. We all know that shit
like this happens every day. Do you want to know what the religions have to say
on the topic? Today's Christianity is far less
extreme than the Islamic fundamentalists. For heaven's sake: What's a few
abortion doctors compared to all those terror acts carried out by Islamists! But
did you ever wonder whether God
or Allah is really more vicious? Maybe George will finally find the real way to God
by converting to Islam? Doesn't Mullah
Dubya sound good? Now, if that happens, the world will surely look like this,
this and my hometown Graz
like this.
Aren't non-native speakers fun when they write stupidities, just like I
do? Well, I hope my mistakes are less ridiculous than these
examples.
And finally, didn't we all sometimes ask ourselves quietly why the chicken crossed the
road?
© Werner Stangl 2004