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That's me, Wernazuma

 

It's nice to see you're interested in who I am. My real name is Werner Stangl but online I'm widely known as Wernazuma. On this page you will find a list of things to know about me. I enjoy doing stupid tests on the internet: if you want to know, what Roman Emperor I'd be, which dictator, Star Wars character or Football player, how gay I am or similar nonsense, go here: What I am! If you want to see some photos of my family and me, go to the gallery.

Real, complete Name: Werner Gerolf Rüdiger Stangl
Birthdate: August 8th, 1979
Occupation: Freelance Historian
Pseudonyms: Wernazuma,  Matz(i), Kaiser, Nahuixtelotzin
Provenience: Graz, Austria
Legal Status: single, in relationship
Partner: My empress Katja
Children: Daniel (born 21th June, 2002
Financial Status: OK
Obsessions: My empress, board games, football
Preferred Food: Difficult. Probably Spaghetti with mushroom-sauce, italian food generally
Preferred Beverage: Coca Cola
Preferred Ice Cream: Lemon
Most loved stuffed animal: Petzi
Most loved real animal: My cousins' cat Maunzi
Most loved plant: Ludmilla (my carnivore)(RIP)
Most loved human: my empress
Most loved cities: Berlin, Rome, Venice, Valparaiso
Most loved films: La vita e bella; El Viaje; Leon the Profesional; The Cook, the thief, his wife and her lover...; The remains of the day; all Monty Python movies
Most loved bands: Die Sterne; Bonnie "Prince" Billy; Milla;  Los Fabulosos Cadillac; Nick Cave and the bad seeds...; Leningrad Cowboys
Most loved authors: George Orwell, J.R.R. Tolkien, Umberto Eco, Lewis Carroll, Jorge Luís Borges
Most loved football clubs: GAK, Juventus Torino, Herta BSC Berlin
Most awful food: Fennel and celeriac, everything that contains anise
Most awful beverage: Everything that contains anise
Most awful Ice Cream: After Eight, Chewing Gum
Most hated stuffed animal: none
Most hated real animal: Kiko's cat, most dogs, wasps
Most hated plant: none
Most hated persons: would be too long a list, but let's begin: George W. Bush & the gang, islamistic fundamentalists, Uncle Sam, Santa Claus, Elisabeth Gehrer, Martin Bartenstein, whoever created Teledubbies, Hannes Kartnig, Augusto Pinochet, Wladimir Putin, Sharon and many more
Most hated city: Las Vegas
Most hated movies: Independence Day (all Emmerich movies), Gladiator, Airforce1, Ghost - Message from Sam, Twins
Most hated bands: just listen to the charts and you'll know
Most hated author: Being an "Author" for me is a privilege; hack writers I do not like are no authors
Most hated football clubs: Sturm Graz, Austria Vienna, Bayern Munich, Barcelona, Real Madrid, Lazio

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

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